An eternally small senior, Ariana Mao has dedicated three years of her life to the Bi-Line, and derives extensive pleasure from harassing reporters about their grammar mistakes. She loves wearing tall shoes in order to assimilate into society, obsessively re-watches episodes of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and on the weekends, toils over a plot for violists to take over the world. At school, when she isn’t burning copies of Lynx to appease the InDesign gods, Ariana can be found drinking almost unearthly amounts of coffee, listening to Korean pop music, or napping.