April 2015 – The Westminster Bi-Line

Freshman fears swoop, asks to PDC in eighth grade [Satire]

Ra the Egyptian Sun God , April Fools!
April 1, 2015

JanTerm assumes ultimate form in YearTerm [Satire]

That Indian Guy
April 1, 2015

Runaway success of JanTerm spawns year-long version, YearTerm [Satire]

April 1, 2015

Middle schooler keeps relationship for more than 3 days, hailed as hero [Satire]

CDog Money , April Fools!
April 1, 2015

Students become the masters with “21st-century learning” [Satire]

Lil M, April Fools!
April 1, 2015

Junior cheats on Honor Council Application [Satire]

Benedict Cumberbatch, April Fools!
April 1, 2015

School to close new library, open campus Starbucks [Satire]

Chairwoman Mao, April Fools!
April 1, 2015

College counselors to take next year off, junior class despairs [Satire]

Cdog Money, April Fools!
April 1, 2015

Rusty Hudson cuts football, leaves ultimate frisbee legacy [Satire]

Benedict Arnold, April Fools!
April 1, 2015

StudGov actually leads school art initiative, hopes to promote inclusivity and creativity [Satire]

Indiana Jones, April Fools!
April 1, 2015

Student sells soul, shoes for 800 dollars on Buckhead Teen Exchange [Satire]

Rows Sheep Han, April Fools!
April 1, 2015

Sample completely replaced by computers [Satire]

Sally Wolf-King, April Fools!
April 1, 2015

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